WEBSITE TERMS & CONDITIONS
These Terms & Conditions (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of TheWhizzinator.com (“Website”), which is owned and operated by Alternate Lifestyle, Inc., doing business as Alternative Lifestyle Systems (“ALS,” “we,” “our,” or “us”), a Nevada corporation.
By accessing or using this Website, creating an account, or purchasing any product from us, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use this Website.
Eligibility
You must be at least 18 years of age to access, purchase, or use products sold through this Website.
By placing an order, you represent that you are at least 18 years old and legally permitted to purchase the products in your jurisdiction.
Product Information
We strive to provide accurate product descriptions, pricing, images, and specifications.
However, we do not warrant that all information on this Website is complete, current, or error-free.
We reserve the right to:
Correct pricing errors
Update product descriptions
Modify product specifications
Discontinue products
Limit product availability
Refuse or cancel orders when necessary
without prior notice.
Intended Use
Products sold by TheWhizzinator.com are intended solely for lawful purposes.
Unless otherwise specifically stated, our products are sold for:
Novelty
Educational
Theatrical
Entertainment
Simulation
Film and media production
Customers are solely responsible for ensuring their purchase, possession, and use complies with all applicable local, state, federal, and international laws.
We do not encourage, promote, or condone unlawful use of any product sold through this Website.
Orders
All orders are subject to acceptance.
We reserve the right to:
Refuse any order
Limit quantities purchased
Cancel suspected fraudulent transactions
Request additional verification before processing an order
If your order is canceled after payment has been received, a full refund will be issued.
Pricing
Prices displayed on the Website are subject to change without notice.
We reserve the right to correct pricing errors, typographical mistakes, or inaccurate product information at any time before shipment.
Payment
Payments are securely processed through our authorized third-party payment processor.
We accept approved payment methods displayed during checkout.
By placing an order, you authorize us to charge your selected payment method for all applicable charges, including taxes and shipping fees.
Shipping
Orders are generally processed within one business day.
Estimated delivery times are provided as a convenience only and are not guaranteed.
Shipping carriers may include:
FedEx
UPS
USPS
Shipping delays caused by weather, carrier issues, customs, or events beyond our control are not our responsibility.
Complete shipping details are available in our Shipping Policy.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns are governed by our Return & Exchange Policy.
Generally:
Products must be unused.
Returns must be initiated within 14 days of delivery.
Products must be returned in original packaging.
Used products cannot be returned except where required by law or if defective.
Please review our Return Policy before making a purchase.
Intellectual Property
All content appearing on this Website—including:
Product names
Logos
Images
Graphics
Videos
Text
Product descriptions
Trademarks
Software
is owned by Alternate Lifestyle, Inc., its licensors, or its affiliates and is protected by United States and international intellectual property laws.
No content may be copied, reproduced, modified, distributed, or used without our prior written permission.
User Accounts
If you create an account, you are responsible for:
Maintaining password confidentiality
Restricting access to your account
All activity occurring under your account
Notify us immediately if you believe your account has been compromised.
Prohibited Conduct
You agree not to:
Use the Website for unlawful purposes
Attempt unauthorized access
Upload malicious software
Interfere with Website security
Infringe intellectual property rights
Submit false information
Use automated systems to scrape Website content without permission
Violation of these Terms may result in suspension or termination of access.
Product Disclaimer
Products sold through this Website are provided “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE.”
Except where prohibited by law, Alternate Lifestyle, Inc. disclaims all express and implied warranties, including warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose.
Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Alternate Lifestyle, Inc., its officers, directors, employees, affiliates, suppliers, and licensors shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from:
Use of this Website
Purchase or use of products
Delayed shipments
Website interruptions
Errors or omissions
Our maximum liability shall not exceed the amount paid for the product giving rise to the claim.
Nothing in these Terms limits liability where such limitation is prohibited by applicable law.
Privacy
Your use of this Website is also governed by our Privacy Policy, which is incorporated into these Terms by reference.
International Customers
TheWhizzinator.com operates from the United States.
Customers purchasing outside the United States are responsible for complying with all local laws, import restrictions, taxes, duties, and customs requirements applicable in their country.
Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed by and interpreted in accordance with the laws of the State of Nevada, without regard to its conflict of law principles.
Any legal action arising out of these Terms or your use of the Website shall be brought exclusively in the appropriate state or federal courts located in Nevada, and you consent to the jurisdiction of those courts.
Changes to These Terms
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time.
Updated versions will be posted on this page with a revised Effective Date.
Your continued use of the Website following any changes constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.
Severability
If any provision of these Terms is determined to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect.
Contact Information
If you have questions regarding these Terms & Conditions, please contact us:
Alternate Lifestyle, Inc.
Doing Business As: Alternative Lifestyle Systems
6130 W. Flamingo Road, Suite 109
Las Vegas, NV 89103
United States